Reviews
Enviro-Bear 2000
THERES A FREAKING BEAR DRIVING!
How could this game possibly be bad? It cant. Duh. I don't get the point but WHO CARES! Theres a BEAR, driving a CAR! SERIOUSLY. I saw this, and I LULZ like crazy. The game is a bit difficult, from what I can tell, but that makes sense, since you're a BEAR driving a CAR! The graphics look like a Happy Tree Friends reject comic, which i suppose could be a smidge better. Also a way to cheat would be nice :P
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! -- A Reckless Disregard for Gravity
Look at those graphics! They're ridiculously awesome for somethign like this. Controls are saucey, and everythign loks great. I could probably forgive pretty much EVERY issue except for the biggest flaw: You're in Boston. Period. The End.
The game reminds me of one of the space levels in Unreal Tournament, except you're kinda just...FALLING. But its cool, because everything loks great, and points look like theyre straight out of Kinetica (PS2 game). Gameplay reminds me of Mirror's Edge